What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Musk's DOGE workers are now investigating Medicare and Medicaid. They want to eliminate fraud, but can they also be hurting poor Americans and senior citizens' benefits?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is every dictators biggest fear?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is your favorite cuckold experience?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Is marijuana bad for you?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

Octopussy